You are expecting?

When people make this comment with the question mark I begin to wonder. If you are not sure, don't ask. The conversation I want to have:

Evil woman: You are expecting?
Me: Expecting what?
Evil woman: A baby?
Me: No, just drink too much beer, when are you expecting?

I am losing my belly button

It is going away a tiny bit every day. I did not think that would happen for at least another month or two..................

22 weeks

I had a quick appointment yesterday, probably 4 minutes. So far, my cervix is holding up and the babies hearts are beating around 150 beats per minute. Our baby boy was still kicking away at my cervix. I have an ultrasound next Friday and another appointment in 2 weeks. I will be seeing the doctor quite frequently from here on out. My belly is continuing to expand.

I have learned that salads are a no go with my stomach. I wish I would have known that before we attended a formal event this weekend. Unfortunately I had to run out a couple of times during the presentation. Worst part is the last time, there was someone else in there. I am used to this, it happens frequently, however this woman wanted to hang out and chat. First was the are you ok..... my response is always, yes, I am pregnant (I do not want people to think it is the food they just ate). Then she continued to ask when and how frequently I get sick. All while I am getting sick. At this point my routine is to splash water all over my face and gargle in the sink. Well, I could not do that with the lady watching me, not to mention I had a dress on. So ladies, if you are in the bathroom and someone is puking, the best way to help is to leave!